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i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry
I have trouble sleeping at night knowing that Ryan Murphy created both american horror story and glee
Water balloon popped in zero gravity
STOP SHITTING ME
if you don’t want this on your dash, you’re lying
"nah it works just don’t touch it"
justin bieber is a prime example of somebody who should not be famous anymore